Wish Granted

[ROLLTIDE]

Ok this is a forum game i saw

You say your wish and the next person has to grant it, and say what happened.

Example:
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I wish for a million dollars
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Wish Granted! You have a million dollars but its from a bank robbery... and you are put in jail for the rest of your life.

Ill go first.

I wish for a The Playboy Mansion

[Squirrelmonkey]

Granted.

you were castrated in a terrible tablesaw accident.

[Katfive]

I wish for a nigh tof passion with .........











Lana

[Squirrelmonkey]

Granted......................






..................now you take Valtrax every day for the rest of your life!







I wish for an open faced roast beef Po Boy

[Katfive]

Granted:



But the roast is cut from cattle grundles!





I wish for a menage au trois with Belle & Wind!

[Windwatcher]

Granted!

But Belle's eczema is flairng up that night.

I wish for bravery when flying

[Squirrelmonkey]

Granted.....



your anti-anxiety drugs made you brave enough to get on the plane but you took a bit too much started feeling queasy, went into the bathroom, forgot to lock the door, passed out, and in walked Katfive. Upon landing you notice a strange pain, and cant figure out why it hurts to sit down

[Windwatcher]

hehehehe...you forgot to wish silly MuNKIe....

[Katfive]

Granted.....



your anti-anxiety drugs made you brave enough to get on the plane but you took a bit too much started feeling queasy, went into the bathroom, forgot to lock the door, passed out, and in walked Katfive. Upon landing you notice a strange pain, and cant figure out why it hurts to sit down

bwahahahaha

Look at the bright side, Wind, at least you didn't have to go down on the plane.

[Squirrelmonkey]

hehehehe...you forgot to wish silly MuNKIe....

I wish for a Djia single day increase of 4,000 points

[Katfive]

I wish for a Djia single day increase of 4,000 points

Granted, but President Obama has imposed a 66% tax on 401K's.



Wow, that's too close to reality to be funny!



I wish for Stormy to be the next Senator from the Great State of Louisiana

[HarvestMoon]

Granted






But, they discover the computer error of the two decimal place and the sign was also incorrect. So, you ended down 40 points instead.





Wish for a high paying job within 30 miles of my house.

[nightrider]

Wish Granted

Your new job is cleaning up the floors in the champagne room of your local nudie bar.

I wish for a hot blonde to take advantage of me...

[Windwatcher]

granted

but she's hot because she weighs 378 lbs and sweats like a bull elephant

wish I could go to a party with my friends here on HCW that make me laugh

[shorty]

Granted..but you would end up with something Ajax wont take off..


i wish Squirrelmonkey would lend me $500,000 @ 0% interest

[HarvestMoon]

Granted, he'll mail a package filled with Monopoly money by lunch tomorrow.

I could speak all languages of the world.

[Windwatcher]

Granted, but you are deaf and cannot sign in foreign languages


Wish that my husband would move to N Carolina with me

[HarvestMoon]

Granted, you will move into your new double wide on N Carolina Lane next week, four miles northeast of where you are living now.

Wish that I would not get p!ssed off as easily as I do now.

[Windwatcher]

Granted, you will go back in time and become an Obama follower and be thrilled with everything the Messiah does and see nothing but goodness and light.

Wish that I could take four really great vacations a year

[Squirrelmonkey]

granted


but you end up getting kidnapped by FARC guerrillas on your forth


I wish I knew why wind was moving w/o her husband