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CATHOLIC COFFEE
Love That Catholic Coffee!
CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."
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Originally Posted by Joe-Nathan
Love That Catholic Coffee!
CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."
38 DDD maybe?
Federal Individual Income Tax Rates History
Inflation Adjusted (Real 2011 Dollars) Using Average Annual CPI During Tax Year
Income Years 1913-2011
http://www.taxfoundation.org/files/f...d-20110909.pdf
ummmm.......holly molly ?
Keeley Hazell?
Don't know, lol
I'm just trying to remember all those rules for 16 year olds like
J/K but it is/they are more than a 38 D whether real or enhanced or.........whatever
- Loook Upp and talk to the face
- Try bravely to keep your mouth from hanging open
- be discreet when you wipe the drool
Federal Individual Income Tax Rates History
Inflation Adjusted (Real 2011 Dollars) Using Average Annual CPI During Tax Year
Income Years 1913-2011
http://www.taxfoundation.org/files/f...d-20110909.pdf
By God I think he got it! Good guess Dj.
Though some of the pictures on her site show her as a brunette. NSFW, by the way...
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Wow, I learned something from Fark.
Those are fake. If she turns a corner too fast she could break them off. Probably hard as a rock.
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