Site slowness issues

[Joe-Nathan]

Wow, my head is spinning! You lost me at "Ohhhhhhhh"...lol! :)

I had two hidden messages in my previous post...can you find them??? :)

All I saw was "I love Tebow"

[Joe-Nathan]

Ohhhhhhhh I'm in so much stress on this thread - I had "multi-quotes" for all the questions I needed to answer.
......but they totaled 3 pages.....

Wind, Kat, Mooreweather - my 'day work' is the ERP Systems planning, installation and troubleshooting for "Fortune 50" companies that includes "Network Troubleshooting"

..which means geek
.....more precisely "Hyper Geek"

my post on the main 'response' topic not the "What should we get for an avatar for Katfive'

...was two universally available 'computer commands' for troubleshooting "Network Response Issues"

Dkmac, yes......your trace route and the one I pm'd to rolltide - they both had 3/4 of their total time at the "Hosting Company"

Roll -

Think of it in these terms: If you have 2 different websites, say www.hardcoreweather.com and separately www.rolltide.com where you want people to be able access them independently. example some get hardcoreweather, some get rolltide.com, and some get both

Those being the two primary IP Names you ask your "Network People" for a single static IP Address [the numbers thing] and the DNS entries to go with

Your 'did they get it?' check:

nslookup for www.hardcoreweather.com returns the IP address assigned [the xxx1.2.3.4 thing]
nslookup for the xxx1.2.3.4 coming back as go.kalamazoo.whatever means the network assignment was crossed up with addresses........

Dkmac and I both saw the same thing....

on the go.doc.man last time I looked that was a German website hosted over here

When you talk to your 'systems people'

I'm guessing they've got a misplaced DNS record for either you or go.mann
most likely is an un-flushed old DNS second is a server crossup on a secondary device IP

Okay, back to Wind, Katfive, and mooreweather ....its safe to turn your ears back on and let the kids and the dawgs out.

.......end-fred-geek rant!

I know what he is saying, I understand the language.

I just choose not to practice it.

I need that memory space for understanding things like the difference b/w the Spanish yard and the French yard when converting to U.S. survey feet and then apply that to what ever global coordinate system for the project. Or deciphering field notes written in the 1830's by some great men with bad hand writing.

[Katfive]

Picked up kat is a perv really quick.

Yeah, but then in the last line she begs to carry my children.

[Mooreweather]

All I saw was "I love Tebow"

Yes! Also, as Wind correctly indentified "Kat is a perv"! :)

[Squirrelmonkey]

Pshhh...surprisingly, this IS elementary for me! ;)

Decipher this....

wi8j00=7=+8IOIEJjooloooeuu99390-mja;
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sieuaFJDIA;skdaoilovetebowakjaiIOEAOIie
YIOER9023jidsodajiiu90katisaperv323996
sis89eaFJDSIjsioreaskajsiaujfak;graruaou

What the hell did I just type???

no, mooreW.........you have to put the [img] tags around n00dz to get them to post

[Squirrelmonkey]

Pshhh...surprisingly, this IS elementary for me! ;)

Decipher this....

wi8j00=7=+8IOIEJjooloooeuu99390-mja;
ioa joijew c9i09ewiuissic i8302[a s09dlaa2
sieuaFJDIA;skdaoilovetebowakjaiIOEAOIie
YIOER9023jidsodajiiu90katisaperv323996
sis89eaFJDSIjsioreaskajsiaujfak;graruaou

What the hell did I just type???

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[kobayashi]

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