Five rules to remember in life
1.. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2.. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3.. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when
they're in trouble again.
4.. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5.. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by it's
"The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball." - Ben Hogan